Extremely Hilarious Quotes By President Robert Mugabe On Relationships.
Every one knows Who President Robert Mugabe is and his famous quotes.Below we have a collection of some of his quotes that are going to break your ribs and make your day if it dint start well.
1.“Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”.
2. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”
3. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”
4.“It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.
5.“If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”.
6. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”
7. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.
8. ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an er3cted P3nis in public.”
9. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”.
10.“When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”.
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1.“Some women’s legs are like rumors, they just keep on spreading”.
2. “It’s better for a man to be stingy with the money he has hustled for, than for a woman to deny you a hole that she didn’t even drill it herself.”
3. “Check your girlfriend’s body, if she has more tattoos or piercings, you can cheat on her. She is already used to pain.”
4.“It’s hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire”.
5.“If you are ugly; you are ugly – stop talking about inner beauty because we don’t walk around with X-rays”.
6. “If your girlfriend/boyfriend has not taken a picture with you before just make that request and stop forcing Photo Grid to bring you together.”
7. “Some of you girls can’t even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2hours??? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade”.
8. ”If women think having their period (menstruation) in a whole month is a difficult task, they should ask the men how difficult is it to control an er3cted P3nis in public.”
9. “Some girls don’t attend the gym but look physically fit because of running from one man to another”.
10.“When you kiss a girl from another nationality, do it well because you represent the whole country”.
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