THIS ARE THE PEOPLE NOT TO SIT NEXT TO IN A MATATU FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY

public transport in Kenya is by and large very chaotic. From noisy music, rambunctious touts to pickpockets. At the point when in a mat or some other PSV vehicle, attempt to abstain from sitting alongside a lady:

1. Wearing a short dress

This is the mother of all allurements. The smaller than usual will undoubtedly move upwards uncovering more thigh-area. The higher it goes, the more smoking things get to be.

Unless you are prepared to continue moving your "apparatus" back to nonpartisan for the whole voyage, abstain from sitting alongside this sort of woman.

2. Stunningly pretty (Mrembo saaana)

In the event that you are a man with some cojones, you will undoubtedly need to strike more than just discussion. Her excellence is awful news for you. There is a 99.1% chance she is as of now 'reserved'.

Hapo ndipo utapata free lessons on Friendzoning 101. She has feeling: she know it before you say it. "Nibuyie chali yangu nini Valentine's Day" she will solicit while demonstrating to you a photo from some person who appears to come straight out of a Calvin Klein boxer advert.

That is one of those minutes when strength hupotea kama Eurobond.

3. Conveying a transport heap of snacks

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