NJOKI CHEGE UNMASK KENYAN MEN FROM ALL TRIBES SEE WHERE YOU BELONG AND WHAT SHE SAID ABOUT YOU

The taxonomy of the Kenyan man cannot be simplified just to the rich and the poor.
A city girl’s gotta go deeper than that. So without further ado, I shall skip the foreplay — like the typical Kenyan man — and dive right in.

The Kikuyu man

They come in two varieties. The “old money” and the “young money”. Old money is the stingiest and most frugal being that ever walked the Lord’s green earth, and for a good reason. It took blood, sweat and tears.
Young money doesn’t allow you to forget how lucky you are to have bagged him, a man who recently won a tender worth Sh40 million.

Because they are teeming the earth and resources are limited, a Kikuyu man is born a survivor. His mind is purring with ways to make money, so he does not have time to remember small matters like your birthday or anniversaries.

A Kikuyu man may possess the cavalier disregard for fashion (have you seen the President’s dreadful silk shirts?), but if you want to live a good, comfortable life, in a nice home and driving a fantastic car, marry a Kikuyu man.

But don’t expect miracles. Kikuyu men have never been known to do boyish things like get on one knee to prove he loves you. The fact that he has built you a home is proof enough of his love.

For a Kikuyu man, love is a verb, not a noun.

The Luo man

Luo men are overrated. Don’t believe the hype. A Luo man overpromises and under delivers, and understandably so........

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